We’re back with more accidental Twitter haiku! If you’re new here, you can read an introduction to the project and see part 1 by clicking here.
owls look like big mean tree cats. i hate them with all of my heart and soul
— Mike (@__MICHAELJ0RDAN) December 10, 2013
Guess I will go to a doctor tomorrow if I am still alive.
— Roxane Gay (@rgay) December 10, 2013
Feeling rejuvenated & ready for the new year! Too early?
— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) December 11, 2013
I'm trying to be constructive, but really you should just start over.
— MFA Workshop (@MFAWorkshop) November 18, 2013
— Bank of America (@BofA_News) December 1, 2013
Allow me and Nick to give the world what we've been losing sleep over.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) July 9, 2013
The Knicks sign DJ Augustin to a max contract in 3… 2… 1…
— Salvatore Pane (@SalPane) December 9, 2013
A brighter future is out there waiting for us. Let’s choose it today. http://t.co/D0TsMzjB
— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) November 6, 2012
sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name, the sewer
— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) October 9, 2013
The width tool in Illustrator is a 1000 angels rejoicing.
— Christopher Newgent (@the_newgent) December 9, 2013
Aubrey Hirsch is the author of Why We Never Talk About Sugar, a collection of short stories. Her work has appeared widely in journals like PANK, American Short Fiction, Hobart, Third Coast, The Pinch Journal, and elsewhere. You can learn more about her at www.aubreyhirsch.com and she tweets as @aubreyhirsch.