1. It’s all about us.
2. PANK 3 is sold out so stop asking. But…
3. Â Subscribe to PANK 4 or more, before 9/15, and you will be entered into a random drawing for a free 8GB iPod touch. 1 issue, one entry. Two issues, two entries. And so on.
4. More important than number 4, we’re having a short story/thingy  contest that ends on September 30 and we’re open for  chapbooks until October 15. Submit!
5. Who do we love? So many it burns when we pee. Â The Believer. Hobart. Quick Fiction. Book Slut. DIAGRAM. Indiespensible. Salmon Rushdie, yum! Amy Halloran. HUGE fucking budgets. Blackened maps. Porn, horror, and exploitation, oh my. Stitches. Hell…