R finishes out the apocalypse like this: five bamboo plants that I gave her as gifts outside the doorstep of my new apartment. When asked why she left these plants outside my doorstep, she says “because fuck you that’s why.
Presents
Thomas Mira y Lopez
Petri Wine presents the New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. Presents radio theater, presents wooden blocks clopped together like horses’ hooves, presents the detective Holmes and the doctor Watson on cassette tape. Presents the past, the archived, the defunct. The once and future artifact. A tape: magnetism, portability, smooth running slip-sheet.
The Genie
Teresa Milbrodt
She wanted a cafe, you wanted a bike repair shop, and so you divorced. Well, there were other reasons too, but you forget what they were and so assume they weren’t as important.
Octuplets
Shelby Goddard
Bethany Anne Montgomery has decided, at a very young age, that when she grows up she’ll live in a big white house and have eight babies. Allatonce. She knows it’s important to decide important things at a very young age. It shows character, determination, and what Bethany Anne’s mother calls moxie.
Four Poems
D. Gilson and Will Stockton
At the Bathhouse, Scholars Discuss the Oceanic Feeling A Miltonist and a Poet walk into a steamroom. The Miltonist says, I want to watch you fuck him. The Poet does not hear this because the Miltonist does not say this. But the Poet knows this truth.
Watch Her Go
Amy Gall
[wpaudio url=”/audio/8_8/Gall.mp3″ text=”listen to this story” dl=”0″] “I’m not always there when you call—” She makes the telephone sign and presses her hand against her ear. “—but I’m always on time.” She points to her wrist, grinning. You think she’s clever. You wouldn’t have thought of doing that first part with the telephone.