Ten Inappropriate   Dopplegangbanger Haikus

I.
He told me he jerked
off in a mirror.   Yeah, I
smiled, I’d do me.

II.

Cloning, I thought, was
a waste of time and money.
Then I saw twin porn.

III.

My test clone said he
loved me our first night.   No, I
said, I love you more.

IV.

One was from boredom.
Two was to claim my freedom.
Three made them jealous.

V.

I’ve named each after
a day of the week.   Thursday
nights are fucking hot.

VI.

Numbers six and nine.
It was inevitable.
Beakers tip and spill.

VII.

A threeway in the
lab.   It’s numbers four to six,
out of their cages.

VIII.

I can afford to
feed them, but the fucking clones
should buy their own lube.

IX.

I cloned my own need
to be different, which explains
thirty’s pierced scrotum.

X.

They said I needed
a hobby.   True enough said.
Now I have fifty.