Luxury condos sprout in unused forests
Especially seagulls have taken over the parking lot
Warlocks target ordinary citizens with debt lasers
Favorite flavors include lunchbox & seatbelt
Feats of engineering include breastfeeding & tree trunks
Sunken cities release bland toxins into the sea
Angry motorists now remotely soothed by satellite
Tricycles develop interior, ulterior motivations
A motion was raised to dismiss surf rock
Shocking hysteria surrounds the production of mulch
Church discovers organist is actually android
Sandals bear their walkers forward via subconscious coaxing
Smoking guns include airbags & trace radio vibrations
Make certain to maintain a safe distance from weird ants
Fans of the Beach Boys demand apology from M. Love
Above all, avoid hospitals, spaceships and severed hands
Land makes the ocean feel anxious and underappreciated
Gated communities spring up around small lakes
Make citizens demand actual rights, for better or worse
Purse snatcher receives death penalty for his angelic posture
Positive results prove evangelical obesity epidemic
Bishop mandates expansive profiling of musicians with hands
Expanding deserts provide increased landing space for mothership
Hip cowboys drink fair trade iced tea on the veranda
Panda populations decrease slightly due to deforestation
Lactation consultants go on strike across the state
Fate distilled to its essence is locked in the evidence locker
On average, nervous sidewalks sprout more weeds
Evil wizards maintain hidden stations beneath the surface
Workers uncover alien bodies during sewer repair
Rare voices muted on talk show by high volume laugh track
Facts persist concerning invisible citizens despite media blackout
Lack of space in detention prompts congress to postpone vote
Notions of justice encouraged by robust prison fitness plan
Zones established near major cities for the Nation’s safety
We came from the suburbs, we named the robot Carl