My organs had grown accustomed to ignoring one another, each with his own duties, et cetera, but one day the pancreas announced his intent to visit the outside world. Here I feel confined, he said. Spleen is cramping my style.
[The juggler casteth a mist to work the closer]
Emily Rosko
Left the game to run riot, a further school of abuse, of sorts. Trumpery to the finest, a go-for-broke mass psychology, a clammy handshake put to the test. Fell flat on our gourds, stumped in the fair fields of fair mire. We donated our tricks, bag for bag, tic for tic.
ON SUBMITTING PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED WORK AND LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE FOODBANK
Kowshik Sarangan
Emilie Jacobs was an unconscionable fucktard. “Literary journals,” she said, winking at me, “surely have a vested (if not semantic) interest in demanding so-called First North American Rights. It’s their prerogative we question.
Zombie Stand-Up
Shappy Seasholtz
Thank you! Thank you! What a wonderful audience! There am nothing more beautiful than the sound of rotting flesh slapping together! That’s what she said! Me kidding, me kidding! Me eat own penis long time ago— Cuz that’s where’s men’s brains are! Am me right, ladies?! Speaking of fairer
2:30
Audri Sousa
you can draw us a bath with the newest crayon colour by unseen alchemy we can leave our polka dots behind in the bath we will wave goodbye as they swirl down nether drains to populate empires of sewer fish i need caffeine in the morning and adderall at night and i am going to
The Bat
Robert Swartwood
Mom let it in by accident. She opened the backdoor to take out the garbage and in it came, a black flapping blur. I was sitting at the kitchen table doing my homework. When I saw it I screamed. Mom, startled, turned back and saw the black flapping blur. She screamed too.