Happy Banned Books Week!

Please, in observation of Banned Book Week, get out there and book-slap a bigot. Just find a bigot, any bigot, and read them a book. Preferably one of these books. You may have to lure them into your van with bigot bait. You’ll probably have to lash them to a pallet with bigot twine (remember to tie a bigot knot). No one said it would be easy or victimless or free of jail time, but we have to try. We can’t afford not to try. It’s up to us. It’s come to this. The hour draws nigh. It’s go time. Go.