Huckster: The Progression Of Job Titles In Various Agency Departments

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Account Services Department

  • Account Coordinator
  • Account Executive
  • Assistant to the Barista
  • Barista
  • Head Barista
  • Account Supervisor
  • Director of Account Services
  • (Mystery Title, Determined By The Wheel Of Thou Fair Moniker)
  • Assistant to the Barista

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The Wheel Of Thou Fair Moniker (Left)Â could very well deem the account service person worthy of the new title "Minotaur" (Right).

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Public Relations Department

  • Public Relations Account Coordinator!
  • Public Relations Superstar!!
  • Incredible Public Relations Specialist!!!
  • Public Relations OMG!!!!
  • Public Relations, Mother Fucker!!!!!
  • Pièce de Irrésistable, More Like!!!!!!
  • !!!!!!!*
  • Tenderfoot

* !!

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Creative Department (Copy)

  • Junior Copywriter
  • Copywriter
  • Senior Copywriter
  • Señor Copywriter
  • Idea Wrangler
  • Alphabet Wrangler
  • Wranglers® Wrangler (Briefly)
  • Associate Creative Director/Aspiring Novelist
  • Creative Director/Novelist (Unpublished)
  • Patient #(XXXX-X)
  • Group Creative Director
  • Executive Creative Director
  • Executed Creative Director
  • Chief Creative Officer (Posthumously)

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Creative Department (Art)

  • Production Artist
  • Junior Art Director
  • Art Director
  • Senior Art Director
  • Associate Creative Director
  • Creative Director
  • Executive Creative Director
  • Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano

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(Above) The highest rank in the art division of the Creative Department.

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Media Department

  • Media Coordinator
  • Master of Puppets
  • I’m Pulling Your Strings
  • Twisting Your Mind/Smashing Your Dreams
  • Blinded By Me
  • You Can’t See a Thing
  • Just Call My Name
  • Cause I’ll Hear You Scream
  • Media Director

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