You should read Carly Berg’s amazing story, “Oysteresque,” over and over.
1.How did you walk the fine line of delusion in “Oysteresque”?Â
Well, it was based on a dream, so I just kind of went with that.
2. What undersea creature would you go out on a date with?
I am fond of giant squids. All those great big tentacles to keep your shell open and such…
3. Why am I not the father?
You never know, man. The nineties were a wild time. 🙂
4. Do you fear the reaper?
More cowbell!
5. What is your favorite element?
Calcium, of course. It is required for strong teeth and pearls. Pearls!
6. What would you like your body to create?
Funny you ask. No one else has asked. I would like to have a litter of kittens. At least nine, to beat Octo-mom.