Found Twitter Haiku (Part 2)

We’re back with more accidental Twitter haiku! If you’re new here, you can read an introduction to the project and see part 1 by clicking here.

owls look like big mean tree cats. i hate them with all of my heart and soul

— Mike (@__MICHAELJ0RDAN) December 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/rgay/status/410531115770716160

https://twitter.com/CourtneyStodden/status/410586157416591360

I'm trying to be constructive, but really you should just start over.

— MFA Workshop (@MFAWorkshop) November 18, 2013

8 Things to Do on World AIDS Day, from our friends at the Bush Institute: http://t.co/F1VEGuUeB9 #WAD2013

— Bank of America News (@BofA_News) December 1, 2013

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/354690186518593536

https://twitter.com/SalPane/status/410193820597235713

A brighter future is out there waiting for us. Let’s choose it today. http://t.co/D0TsMzjB

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) November 6, 2012

sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name, the sewer

— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) October 9, 2013

https://twitter.com/the_newgent/status/410131406379962368

Aubrey Hirsch is the author of Why We Never Talk About Sugar, a collection of short stories. Her work has appeared widely in journals like PANK, American Short Fiction, Hobart, Third Coast, The Pinch Journal, and elsewhere. You can learn more about her at www.aubreyhirsch.com and she tweets as @aubreyhirsch.