Gallimaufry: Less Successful Fruit Drink Names

Surrogrape Mother

Murderberry Splash

Switchblade

Vurpberry

Watermeloncholy

Salmonella Punch

Lemon-Lime In The Time Of Cholera

Dysentery Cherry

Goiter

A-pear-ances Can Be Deceiving

Vasectomelon Splash

Kiwi de Magnesia

SacriliJuice!

Banana Dilemma

Orange “The Shakes” Crush