Names: Beer, Food, Literature “I don’t particularly give a damn about that sort of contradiction”

Two weeks ago, I talked about beer names. This week, I’ll talk about beer names [1]. Also food names and literature names. But first, names:

Names are supposed to let us know what we’re talking about, in one sense or another. I claimed [2] a couple of weeks ago that disputes seem to hinge on four qualities: adequacy of names, accuracy of names, origin of names, and intent of names.

Let’s talk about black IPAs. Just trying to get to the argument I want to talk about is going to take some parsing: a pale ale is an ale brewed from pale malt. An India pale ale was (historically) that sort of beer, but high in alcohol and heavily hopped, bound for British colonial India. An American IPA is sort of that sort of beer, but not produced for export to India, typically [3].

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Ask The Author: Amy Letter

From February, “Blue Alyssa And The Sad Gray Crab.”

1. What would you do if you ran into yourself?

Jump out of the car and make sure myself was okay. (There was a time when I would’ve joked that I’d’ve made sure no one saw me and peel off into the night, but I saw the dead head-bleeding victim of a hideous hit-and-run a year or two back, and no longer consider such things funny.)

2. Where would you go in time? What would you do?

I would find the time between 6:21 and 6:22 in the morning and open it up and crawl inside, and find its middle and divide that middle and pull it open and climb inside, and again and some more, until I found Zeno’s peanut girl at the center of the nesting dolls of time, and she and I would lie in the grass firing arrows at the sun mid-rise.

3. What question would you ask the future version of myself? How should I answer?

What question would I ask the future version of you? I would ask you, am I still alive? You should tell me the truth.

What question should I ask the future version of me? I would ask me, was it worth it? I should tell me what I need to hear. Continue reading

For Your Monday Morning Coffee

1. Together with Vol. 1 Brooklyn, [PANK] Invades Brooklyn. May 23. 7pm. WORD, 126 Franklin Street. Featuring readings by Mensah Demary, Sean Doyle, Jennifer Pashley, Robb Todd, M.G. Martin, Tess Patalano, and Roxane Gay. RSVP on our Facebook Page.

2. Wife Beaters and Cut-Offs: Southern Summer Comfort Book Tour is doing a Kickstarter campaign. Support the words and travels of five wonderful women, Chloe Caldwell, Elizabeth Ellen, Mary Miller, Brandi Wells and Donora Hillard, as they read to audiences throughout five southern cities during the month of July.

3. Submissions are open for the Special Pulp Issue.

Ask The Author: Devan Goldstein

Devan Goldstein’s wonderful piece, “Five An Hour,” appeared in the February Issue. This hour Devan answers six questions.

1. What factory would you work the line? What would be the fringe benefits?

The Dream Factory. I imagine that working the Hollywood line makes even the lowliest production assistant feel somehow special, which seems like a nice benefit for one’s job to confer.

Also, I often miss teaching composition.

2. What would a whale bitch about?

Whalers, giant squid, the danger that increased oceanic acidity presents to the global plankton supply. First-world whales would probably just complain about shitty iPhone apps like the rest of us.

3. What would we find if we cracked you open?

Billions of teardrops, a love letter that constantly rewrites itself, shockingly few memories, and a taxonomy of all possible affronts. Maybe one of those parasites that eats half your food, too. Continue reading

My Untimely Death by Adam Peterson (A Review by J. A. Tyler)

What follows is the second in J. A. Tyler’s full-press of Subito Press, a series of reviews appearing at [PANK] over the course of 2012, covering every title available from Subito Press. J. A. Tyler’s previous full-press series have appeared at Big Other (a full-press of Calamari Press) and with Mud Luscious Press’s online quarterly (a full-press of Publishing Genius Press).

Adam Peterson’s My Untimely Death, the winner in fiction of Subito Press’s inaugural contest, is a bright and clever collection of flash vignettes intent on showing the absurdity of death, no matter where or how it is manifest, and no matter how much we are expecting, or, in the case of some of Peterson’s narrators, eagerly anticipating it.

Within the opening pieces, Peterson perfectly illustrates what we can expect from the structure of the book: a nameless narrator struck down or otherwise overcome by a death of various modes and methods, often predicted, and always poetically charged and under-written with a brutal touch of humor. Continue reading

Ask The Author: Brittany Shutts

We loved this story, “Babymaking,” in February and we love it now and also we love this interview with Brittany.

1. Why doesn’t anyone make an abortion pact?

Nobody would give you any presents.

2. What movie has people having sex on top of dead fish, other than Cabin Boy?

Forrest Gump,  Gone with the Wind (in which sex on top of dead fish is only implied), and The King’s Speech are the first movies that come to mind. I didn’t know about Cabin Boy. I’ll have to check that out.

3. Which R&B star will you name your child after?

R. Kelly. Whatever the R stands for, that’s the name I want to call my love child. Continue reading

Sweet Nothing by Nate Pritts (A Review by Brian Fanelli)

Lowbrow Press

107 pages, $13

 American poet and critic Ezra Pound once described a poetic image as something that should capture an emotional and intellectual complex in an instant of time. Nate Pritts’ latest collection of poems, Sweet Nothing, is filled with images that do just that, while also capturing the beauty of the everyday, including the feel of the sun in one’s hair or its reflection on a lover’s shoulders. His latest work is also a celebration of language itself and trying to find the right words to capture wonderful, but often fleeting moments.

Pritts’ collection covers a sweeping range of emotions, including longing, love, and even frustration, but as a whole, the poems remind the reader to appreciate the everyday and the small moments that we sometimes take for granted. In the poem “What it Means to be in Transit,” he writes, “I see the street from bird level because I like to feel/the sun in my hair/because this is temporary this moment/this is my time & now/it is gone already.”

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Why I Hoard Books & Why I Won't Read Them

So many books I haven’t read Anna Karenina; The Pale King; The Night Circus; Silver Sparrow. These are a few of the physical books in front of me, suspended in the air by blood red “floating shelves” bolted to the wall. I dare not look into my Kindle or iBooks apps to see the e-books I haven’t opened–or even downloaded.

Hoarding books appears to be another aspect of the writer’s life:buying new books even though I hadn’t read books I previously purchased or those gifted to me by loved ones.

My “to read” list grows, as does my “currently reading” tab: those books I’ve partially consumed but, out of boredom or distraction, I sat down, never to return. This list includes The Savage Detectives, Pym, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, High Fidelity, Sag Harbor, Another Bullshit Night In Suck City. Continue reading

Ask The Author: Christopher Citro

Remember November, when the temperature was turning and the snow was just starting? Now that those things are gone, remember these Five Poems from Christopher Citro, from the November Issue.

1. What happened the last time you ventured out beyond the searchlights?

You know that old Twilight Zone episode where the drunk ventriloquist loses his mind and in the end winds up trapped as his own dummy’s dummy? Something like that, only more unsettling.

2. What made you call these poems, despite being in the skin of prose?

This is an unexpected question. The simple answer is that I call them poems because that is how I wish them to be read, as prose poems, as members of that mongrel family. I hope that they do at least some of what one expects a poem to do, only without line breaks. Rather than tap dancing to the various rhythms available with lineation, I hope these poems play with the rhythms of different  types of prose, in this case neighborhood gossip, love letters, artist statements, fairy tales, etc.

Rather than being “in the skin of prose,” I prefer to think of these poems as having the bones of prose.

If their form is their bones, the words themselves maybe are their muscles, syntax their tendons, punctuation their body piercings, and their published existence online one of their many possible skins. (Admittedly, the metaphor breaks down at this point. I’m beginning to feel a bit like Dr. Frankenstein, which is an image I am entirely comfortable with.)

3. Who would you free and why?

Minds. Because the asses will follow. Continue reading

Ask The Author: Eugenia Leigh

These Three Poems from Eugenia Leigh were published in the February Issue. Eugenia enjoyed answering all our questions.

1. What would be the first thing you did when you get out of prison?

Lie down in a field. Or seek out rain, then lie down on the field in that rain. With spicy Korean fried chicken. Alone.

2. What would your stick father figure wear?

Basketball shorts and horrible, musky cologne.

3. How has spatial perception influenced your work?

I obsess about form and spatial aesthetics in my poems. In fact, I can probably go through every poem I’ve written and explain why it looks the way it does and how form accentuates meaning. For instance, in “Upon Living with a Man Newly Released,” each stanza dwindles by one line so that the first stanza consists of seven lines (the number of completeness) and the seventh stanza holds a single line. The speaker in this poem rids herself of her father’s memories through drawings, which she ultimately feeds to the moon. At the end of the poem, she’s finally alone. Hence, the single-line stanza.
“Still Life,” which fixates on the inability to remember (illustrated by the “black hole” in the brain), is pockmarked with white spaces to visually represent that memory loss. Before you read the poem, you see that the story will have holes—literal holes. Hopefully, this creates the anticipation of an unreliable narrator who will leave the story with figurative holes as well. The speaker in “Testament” struggles with the dichotomy of her parents’ “tragedy” and the truth about her impossibly joyful mother, which explains why several lines in the poem appear to be split into two columns.
Poetic form is one of my favorite elements of the craft, and I owe Laure-Anne Bosselaar a huge thanks for sowing that passion into me. Continue reading