Buy PANK4 or Aaron Burch’s chapbook between midnight 02/17/10 and midnight 02/19/10 and receive a super duper surprise with your order. That’s right, a surprise!
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storySouth Million Writers Award Nominations
There could be only three and it was a difficult decision but this year we are nominating:
The Incredible Teeth of Bobby McGraw by John Haggerty
https://www.pankmagazine.com/?p=1207
The Ugliest Drowned Man in the World Washes Ashore Lake Michigan by Janet Freeman
https://www.pankmagazine.com/?p=1209
What We Were by BJ Hollars and Brendan Todt
>https://www.pankmagazine.com/?p=492
You Me and Everyone We Know Did Real Good
Y’all are awesome. Â Tthere are many reasons why but today you are awesome because in our fundraising drive for Haiti, you raised $775. We are genuinely overwhelmed by your generosity and as a Haitian I am grateful to all of you for the ways you have supported PANK and this initiative and to my partner in crime, Matt, for coming up with this excellent idea. We are making a contribution to Medecins Sans Frontieres for $400 and a contribution to the Red Cross for $375 because we’re not good at math and dividing $775 in half felt complicated.
Even though we’re now pocketing subscription money for ourselves, don’t hesitate to keep on buying PANK goodness. Your support makes us possible. You may also notice, when you enter the PANK store, we’re now charging for shipping. It cannot be avoided. We could tell you a horrifying story about 250 orders and a $7 price point but we’ll leave the rest to your imagination and end this brief missive with one more THANK YOU!
All About Us
In the March, 2010, issue of  The Writer Magazine, Mary Miller offers up “7 hip literary magazines you need to check out.” And whom might that selective cabal include? Why, none other than Keyhole, Kitty Snacks,  NOÖ,  The Normal School, Open City, Opium, and, whom else, PANK. Joy!
Mary writes of PANK:
What: A nonprofit literary magazine publishing new work online each month as well as a beautiful annual print issue chock-full of great writing. Free audio content online and an active blog. Who: Published by Mighigan Technological University, though it doesn’t fee anything like a university-run magazine. Looking for: Poetry and prose. Submit up to five pieces or 5,000 words through the online submission manager (I love online submission managers!). Reading period: Year-round. Why I love it: The blog is awesome, as is writer and associate editor Roxane Gay. Publishes work worth rereading; though many of the writers can be considered “emerging,” the work is always top-notch.
Righteous, Mary, thanks.
And over at Six Questions For… I offer scant insight on PANK’s editorial process (transcript below). There are, however, quite a few similar interviews there from a fairly diverse range of lit mag editors. Good for those of you interested in such things.
SQF: What are the top three things you look for in a story and why?
MBS: Passion is first. If the writer hasn’t cared enough for the work to really climb inside it, live there, make it work, then how is a reader to stay involved?
Mindfulness is second. I like writers who know who they are, but who understand the contexts within which they craft, and who put the requisite time into producing words worth reading.
Third, I like to be surprised. Good luck parsing that one out.
SQF: What are the top three reasons a story is rejected, other than not fitting into your answers to question one and why?
MBS: Bloodlessness, poor craft, and sleep inducement all pretty much seal the deal alone or in combination. But every submission is unique in some way and stays or goes based on a host of criteria that are nebulous at best and nonexistent at worst. I’ve rejected things I wish I hadn’t as I’ve accepted things I wish I hadn’t.
SQF: What common mistakes do you encounter that turn you off to a story?
MBS: When a writer doesn’t give me exactly what I want in exactly the way I want it at exactly the right time, I lose the wood.
SQF: Do you provide comments when you reject a story?
MBS: Sometimes. PANK‘s associate editor, Roxane Gay, is more prolific with comments than I am. Because PANK is pretty much a two person show, because it ain’t the day job, because we get thousands of submissions year round, it boils down to time. We do what we can.
SQF: I read a comment by one editor who said she keeps a blacklist of authors who respond to a rejection in a less than professional manner. I’m sure you know what I mean. What do you want authors to know about the stories you reject and how authors should respond? Along this same idea, do you mind if authors reply with polite questions about the comments they receive?
MBS: Yes, we’ve received rejections of our rejections. I don’t mind, nobody is blacklisted, but we do keep the funny ones on file for our entertainment.
What do I want writers to know? That PANK is a little magazine on a little budget with virtually no staff. That if their feelings get hurt and their egos bruised from the submission process, I’m sorry. That they’re welcome to ask questions, but aren’t automatically entitled to a response.
SQF: What one question on this topic do you wish I’d asked that I didn’t? And how would you answer it?
MBS: Q: PANK makes more people happy than it makes sad?
A: Yes.
February PANK, Our Valentine to You
If a Valentine is an expression of love, we feel there’s no higher demonstration of our affection for our readers than sharing the work that excites us and haunts us and never strays far from our hearts. In the February issue, you will find writing from CL Bledsoe, Eric Burke, Alan Stewart Carl, Joseph Celizic, Katharine Coles, Ori Fienberg, Elisa Gabbert and Kathleen Rooney, Emilie Lindemann, Kimberly Lojewski (and this is her first publication), Corey Mesler, Christopher Ryan, Erik Smetana, Amber Sparks, Charles Dodd White and Maya Jewell Zeller. May these words never stray far from your hearts.
Meet Our New Reviews Editor, Kirsty Logan
We’re thrilled to announce our new Reviews Editor will be Kirsty Logan who joins us from across the Atlantic in Glasgow, Scotland. We’re particularly excited about bringing Kirsty on board because she’ll be focusing on both American and European writing.
Kirsty Logan is a writer, editor, teacher, waitress, and general layabout. She looks forward to adding ‘review editor’ to this list. She writes urban fantasy, retold fairytales, sci-fi erotica, mythical poetry, and a bunch of other stuff she doesn’t feel quite pretentious enough to label. You can easily find these things with the power of Google. Kirsty lives with her girlfriend in Scotland, in a tenement flat full of guitars, half-read books, and chandeliers. Kirsty would like you to note that her name is not Kristy or Kirsten. Visit her online at http://www.kirstylogan.com.
In addition to writing reviews, Kirsty will also be helping us feature more reviews on the PANK blog by working with freelance reviewers.
If you’d like to write a review for PANK, we’d love to have you. Please contact Kirsty directly at kirsty at pankmagazine dot com.
If you’d like to have your book or magazine reviewed, please send a request to awesome at pankmagazine dot com and we’ll go from there. Check back later today for Kirsty’s first interview, JA Tyler’s Inconceivable Wilson.
The Best of (What’s Left Of) Heaven by Mairead Byrne
Publishing Genius Press, is pleased to announce its tenth book, THE BEST OF (WHAT’S LEFT OF) HEAVEN, by Irish/American poet, Mairead Byrne. The 200-page collection of poetry is scheduled for release on March 1.
Byrne’s poetry is characterized by her stylistic and emotional range. From a five-word poem to a lengthy, lyrical weather analysis to a few word-spattered pages, Byrne’s work is concerned with immediacy and temporality. Humor saturates the book, which British poet Luke Kennard calls “a beautiful, angry, generous collection.”Â
Byrne’s previous books include Talk Poetry (Miami University Press 2007), SOS Poetry (/ubu Editions 2007), Nelson and the Huruburu Bird (Wild Honey Press 2003), and six chapbooks. She emigrated from Ireland to the United States in 1994, and earned a Masters (1996) and PhD (2001) in English from Purdue University. Â She lives in Providence, Rhode Island, where she teaches poetry and poetics at Rhode Island School of Design. Her poetry blog is at maireadbyrne.blogspot.com and more information on the book can be found at www.whatsleftofheaven.com.
“Often funny and sometimes sobering, Byrne’s work exposes the difficult-to-reconcile distractions, detritus, and rubble that surround us from all sides, but also culls glowing artifacts from such debris.”Â
-Juliet Cook
“A modest masterwork of colors & delights.”Â
-Jerome Rothenberg
The Glamor of Editing
We spent the latter half of the afternoon stuffing more than two hundred envelopes, applying stickers and otherwise conducting the business of editing with some awesome assistance by the Blue Ice staff. We stuffed our little hearts out or at least the undergrads stuffed their hearts out and we “coordinated” and applied mailing labels.
Here is Matt, Â feeling exceptionally glamorous and editorial as he applies mailing labels:
I didn’t take a picture of myself, sorry. I was mostly just sitting around feeling pretty but that’s my awesome hat I bought off of Etsy nudged between those three stacks.
The moral of the story is this: if you don’t receive your order by next Wednesday, drop us a line and we’ll sort you out. If you haven’t ordered yet, do so now.
PANK 4 Arrives
Hark! Cue the silver snarling  trumpets…
Beginning tomorrow, out go your copies of PANK 4, packaged smartly by our little animatronic snow elves, mailed directly to your door where PANK 4 will emerge from its supple wrappings like a faun, begin whispering its secrets into your ear as it rubs your shoulders, then fuck your brains out. And really, how could it not, this host of hosts, these 234-pages of wicked sweet awesomeness, how could they do anything less than f-u-c-k-y-o-u-r-b-r-a-i-n-s-o-u-t? The metaphor is too convoluted and harsh? I’m sorry, I’m excited. Sweet, sweet love, maybe? PANK 4 does that, too. Hell, PANK 4 will just hold your hand and talk about its feelings if that’s your thing because PANK 4 does it all.
I ask you this: What other literary magazine promises these things?
All by the likes of  Jensen Beach,  Lauren Becker,  Angi Becker Stevens,  Matt Bell,  Summer Block,  Melinda Blount,  Aaron Burch,  Ryan W. Bradley,  Randall Brown,  Rita D. Costello,  Kristina Marie Darling,  Craig Davis,  Ryan Dilbert,  Max Dunbar,  Stevie Lee Edwards,  David Erlewine,  Moe Folk,  Travis Fortney,  AD Jameson,  Elisa Gabbert,  Karen Gentry,  Alicia Gifford,  Barry Graham,  Kevin Grauke,  Katherine Grosjean,  Sarah Harste,  Travis Hessman,  Sarah Hilary,  Justin Heifetz,  Kyle Hemmings,  Bob Hicok,  Donora Hillard,  Shane Jones,  Tim Jones-Yelvington,  Matthew Kirkpatrick,  Laurence Klavan,  Sarah Layden,  Laura LeHew,  Lisa Lewis,  Kirsty Logan,  Sandee Lyles,  Taylor Mali,  Jen Michalski,  Steven McDermott,  Kyle Minor,  Adam Moorad,  Joel Patton,  Jennifer Pieroni,  Meg Pokrass,  Coralie Reed,  Ryan Ridge,  Andrew Roe,  Ethel Rohan,  Kathleen Rooney,  Emily Rosko,  Francine Rubin,  Nick Sansone,  Peter Schwartz,  Matthew Simmons,  Audri Sousa,  Sarah Sweeney,  JA Tyler,  Jared Walls,  Jared Ward,  Brandi Wells,  Lauren Wheeler,  Kevin Wilson,  Bill Yarrow, and  Erin York. It’s like an all-star Marti Gras parade on acid times 4. Seriously.
If you ordered PANK 4 with HOW TO TAKE YOURSELF APART, HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF ANEW, you’ll be receiving both in the coming days. Sorry for the delay.
If you have yet to order your copy, by God, (wo)manchild, do so  here. Our print copies do not last long.
Spread the gospel, PANK.
Congratulations Are In Order
We are pleased as punch to announce that Erin Fitzgerald and Ravi Mangla were both finalists for the third Micro Award for their stories Waiting Room and Ethics, respectively. Congratulations also go to the winner, Michael Stewart. Check out the Micro Award website for the full list of finalists and winning stories.