15 Views of Orlando, Nathan Holic, Ed. (A Review by Ally Nicholl)

Burrow Press

184 pgs/$15

 

For me, Orlando was always the theme park advert that came on before Lady & the Tramp. When I was a prepubescent whippersnapper living along the drizzly east coast of Scotland, Florida seemed like paradise; a mythical, blue-skied utopia full of cartoon characters and ice cream. Somehow that childhood image stuck and, although the common-sense part of me knew that there must be a real city behind all that gloss, I never quite managed to shake the association with leaping dolphins and laughing families on water slides.

This is the kind of association that 15 Views of Orlando editor Nathan Holic is all too aware of. As he points out in his introduction to the anthology, while cities such as New York and Chicago have had their true personalities captured by innumerable books, films and TV shows, Orlando has largely remained a one-dimensional House of Mouse caricature. The writers featured in this collection, all of them Orlando residents past or present, offer a spirited counter to this. Their short stories take the reader to bars, clubs, shopping malls, downtown swamps and hidden lakes, exploring the many facets of the city as only native Orlando-dwellers could.

Gene Albamonte sets a sweet, nostalgic tone with ‘Tunneling’, in which a young restaurant worker reminisces about his best friend Brian, a G.I. who has been sent off to Afghanistan. Oviedo, the north-eastern suburb of Orlando in which he grew up, is infused with memories, from Brian’s old house to such unlikely triggers as “the scent of cow patties” and the tire depot, “with masses of black rubber stacked in the yard like mountains at dusk”.

The writers are honest about their city, willing to lay bare its blemishes. In ‘Lifting Veils’, Jay Haffner likens the humidity to “breathing through a heavy wool blanket”; in Chris Heavener’s ‘Cons’ the narrator’s girlfriend has a notepad full of the pros and cons of moving to Orlando, picking out the racial segregation, the poorly-rated public transport system and “Walt Mother Fucking Disney World”. Hunter Choate’s ‘The Gentlest of Bends’ follows the down-on-his-luck Perkin through Orlando’s notorious red light district along the Orange Blossom Trail, past “twitch-headed boys” and “the whores with their pirate smiles and mosquito-lumped legs”. Elsewhere there is darkness lurking in the depths of Lake Keogh (‘A Dry Fountain’ by Tom DeBeauchamp) and in Florida Hospital (‘Heart’ by Lindsay Hunter). Continue reading

Books We Can't Quit: The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster

Chosen By: Ally Nicholl

Bullseye Books, 1988

272 pgs/$6.99

I discovered The Phantom Tollbooth at the appropriate age and in the usual way. I was about nine, and it was a battered old copy I came across in the schoolroom shelves during a period of silent reading (a part of the curriculum unofficially known as ‘teacher needs to get the marking done or she’ll be taking it home’).

Choosing a book for silent reading was a serious business. Once I made my selection I was stuck with it until the book review at the end, and the week before I’d suffered through a dismal tale about a young girl’s friendship with a seal so I was desperately in need of something fun. I’d never heard of The Phantom Tollbooth, but it promised fantastical adventures and had a funny dog on the cover.

My subsequent review, which was meant to be a paragraph saying ‘I liked/didn’t like this book because’, ended up more like a dissertation. I clearly felt I couldn’t convey just how awesome the book was without retelling the whole story in a garbled gush. It had everything – a daring quest, a likeable hero I could relate to, endless surprises, quirky humour and edible words. I wanted to be Milo, to find a mysterious tollbooth in my bedroom and go for a drive through a thrilling magical land in my own car. I wanted to conduct Chroma’s orchestra as it played the colours of the sunrise, and wave to the cheering crowds after I helped restore the princesses Rhyme and Reason to the Kingdom of Wisdom. No reading period ever went by so fast.

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