Christopher Cokinos explains Why I Want To Fuck Rupert Murdoch to me (spoiler alert: it combines scruffy and scrotum).

1. What do you imagine Rupert Murdoch smells like?

I think he smells like a lot many of us- Gillette and Old Spice but he probably likes cinnamon gum. He thinks it covers up the lobster bisque he had at lunch. You decide.

2. What do you think of Rupert’s twitter feed, do you follow?

I’m not on Twitter because he is.
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