A Mud Luscious Bookmark Contest

the first Mud Luscious Press bookmark contest:

anyone who has ordered from us in the past knows that we have already made  some slick looking ephemera bookmarks with cover designs & excerpts from  forthcoming novel(la)s, but we plan on giving all of our back-stock of  those away at AWP & will need something new to send in June with our next  two novel(la)s & our chapbook subscriptions.

the guidelines:

150 words or less, no genre restrictions, $5 per entry or $8 for two.  paypal & submit your entry(ies) here.

winners (x2) will each receive one quarter of the total entry fee pool +  c. copies of the bookmarks to share as they see fit.

these bookmarks will go out with all orders of our June novel(la) releases  of WHEN ALL OUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED by Sasha Fletcher & AN ISLAND OF FIFTY  by Ben Brooks as well as with our July chapbook subscription mailings &  then with all other orders until we run out & host another leg of this  contest.

questions? please email us here.

otherwise, we are accepting submissions now, go forth & submit.

Sunday News

You only have a few hours left to buy Matt Bell’s Wolf Parts.

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Go HERE to buy.

You only have a few hours left to enter this contest with a pretty sweet prize.

Corium Magazine launches tomorrow and it is going to be exceptional.

March Madness makes me crazy. I’m sick of having to watch the games or rather, I’m sick of spending time with an individual who insists on watching the games. I don’t understand all this talk of brackets. I smiled when Kansas lost.

Outside Writers Collective is auctioning some cool slipcases.

Today is Perfect Movie Sunday on Lifetime Movie Network. I’d really rather be watching that. Kirstie Alley’s new show debuts tonight. I’m sure the word “fat” will be involved.

An enterprising individual has developed a glyph to represent  sarcasm. That’s the product of a whole lot of free time, I think.

This website’s sole purpose is to dissect Julia Alison’s public persona. Fascinating.

GaGa Stigmata: Critical Writings and Art About Lady GaGa. Need I say more? Well, I will say THIS.

Spring May or Not Be Springing But the March Issue has Sprung

We are well into March. There have been a few days of sunshine. We can see the ground, often a rare occurrence this time of year. Our hope that winter has ended is fragile but our spirits are buoyed not only by the warming weather but also by the March issue of PANK featuring the writing of Brian Allen Carr, Joseph Goosey, Brad Green, Daniel Gutstein, Jessica Hagemann, Mary Hamilton, John Thomas Harris, Christopher Heavener, Jeffrey Hermann, Amorak Huey, Nath Jones, Nick Kocz, Diane Lockward, Karissa Morton, Jennifer Pashley, Dan Piepenbring, and Joshua Ware. Go, read, enjoy and let us know what you think.

Who is the biggest and the strongest?

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You are when you wear your brand new PANK t-shirt. PANK builds strong bones and muscle. PANK turns your body and mind into a well oiled machine. Drink one glass of PANK at breakfast, another at lunch, and sport a spiffy PANK t-shirt for a leaner meaner you.

Be the tenth paying customer  at the PANK store (buy anything!)  and get a free t-shirt (a $20 value!) with your order, just like the one this meat head is wearing.  Go time!

We’ll announce the winner when they win.  Don’t forget to give Paypal a current email address so we can contact you for your size.

Gigantic is GIGANTIC

I am intrigued by Gigantic magazine. I like the name. They have a really nice website. I find them mysterious and elusive. They never respond to my submissions unless I withdraw something (totally my fault) and then they are very nice and congratulatory so the intrigue only grows.

On Saturday, I received Gigantic #2 in the mail and promptly read it from front to back. I’m surprised more people don’t talk about this magazine. It’s damn sexy and a fine publication.

Look:

Gigantic, Wrapped

See? It has a little wrapper that was very exciting to open. It was very satisfying to feel the adhesive come apart. Gigantic, as you can see, is gigantic both literally and figuratively. I’ve never seen a literary magazine in this shape and size so that was a nice surprise. The paper is glossy and thick and holding the object is a real pleasure.

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Yes, the stain is fading on my fairly new IKEA coffee table. I’m pretty distressed about this and in a deep denial about the overall quality of IKEA furniture.

Gigantic is a full color magazine—another pleasant surprise. I was blown away by the artwork by Thomas Allen and Thomas Doyle. (Aside: unless my eyes deceive me, Thomas Allen’s work is also on the cover on the imminent issue of Barrelhouse.) I love all things miniature and so I was particularly impressed by Doyle’s “antipodes” and “the reprisal, ” clever small scale sculptures with so much to look at–intricate detail and construction all telling these lovely stories full of subtext only constrained by the audience’s imagination.

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Seriously? I’m really distressed about the fading color. I purchased a dark walnut stain from the hardware store and tried to apply it to the faded parts and it didn’t work. That’s about the extent of my ability to do that sort of thing so I asked a gentleman friend to assess the situation. He said he’d have to sand the table down and re-stain it to make the color even. That sounds like a lot of work (for him, not me) and would necessitate my cleaning off the surface of the table which is one of my primary means of storing books and magazines. Alas.

There was a surprise inside Gigantic—cards with biographies of famous Americans by Margo Jefferson, Michael Kimball, Stephen O’Connor, Joe Wenderoth, Ken Sparling, Clancy Martin and Deb Olin Unferth with artwork by Andrea da Loba. My favorite biographies were Crystal Gayle because growing up my mom loved her music and had hair almost as long as Crystal’s, Thomas Shelby and Sally Hemmings. The Hemmings piece, “Long Time,” by Stephen O’Connor was beautifully written, intimate, imaginative. O’Connor writes, “They are listening to her forehead, shining lanterns into her mouth and ears, planning expeditions down into her dreams because she will not awake. Her dreams are a countryside in themselves, forested and flowing with meanings the children do not want to understand, and what the dreams tell them is that their mother will never awake, and that the children are now and forever alone.”  It was the kind of writing that startled me with its fabulist, rhythmic tones and I read the brief piece more than once.

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The interior design was clean, interesting and kept me off balance with different margins and stories running across pages and other unique layout strategies. With each turn of the page, I had to re-orient myself. At first, I confess I found it distracting but then I thought it was a nice way to keep the reader physically engaged both through content and design. The only nitpick I have about the design is that there were parts that were difficult to read because blocks of black text would be superimposed on artwork. To be fair, I’m a little blind and don’t like wearing my glasses.

I enjoyed everything I read in Gigantic #2 and there were several standouts. If I had to characterize their aesthetic, I would call it surrealist and fabulist and gritty and cool. The issue opens with “Black Seams” by Robert Coover, an excerpt from NOIR and “Tenders” by Meg Pokrass where she writes quite tenderly, no pun intended, and gives us perfect lines like “I loved his belly, and wanted to take off my shoes so I could warm my toes on it.” After reading the first two stories, I knew I was going to love this magazine.

Ravi Mangla’s “Visiting Writers,” was just plain clever. I also enjoyed Brian Allen Carr’s “Fake Pregnant,” with a fantastic ending where he writes, “We saw her ex-fiance in line at a Ferris wheel about six years later. Me, Jesse and the gimp kid. The fiance was with a new woman. He leaned into her and whispered. Jesse started crying. She knew he had said something bad.” Luke Goebel’s “So Many Sons” was odd and disconcerting and possessed the quality of a graphic novel. I could see each moment in the story vividly. I’m a little burnt out on Sam Lipsyte interviews but he offers some interesting words in conversation with Gigantic. Reese Kwon is one of my favorite writers so it was exciting to come upon the very short, but lovely, “Make.”  Finally, “Kansas” by I. Fontana is also worth checking out. It’s witty and interesting and different from other work I’ve read from the author.

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This is how IKEA gets you. Their furniture is so affordable that when the stain fades or something breaks you think, “I’ll just replace it,” only you’re replacing your furniture every six months and in the long run paying what you would pay for furniture that could be delivered pre-assembled only you forget all that when you’re in the IKEA MegaPlex overwhelmed by clever European furniture design, screaming children, delicious treats, and your handy tiny pencil. Also, the Expedit bookcases are fantastic.

This is a unique way to list the issue’s contributors, isn’t it?

Overall, Gigantic is meticulously envisioned, edited and executed. You want to read this magazine and one lucky reader will get to do so with our compliments! If you’d like a free copy of Gigantic, indicate your interest in the comments. We’ll draw a name at random Tuesday at 5 pm. Stay tuned for other excellent giveaways! Now go get Gigantic.

DOGZPANK @ AWP!

Have we reminded you recently about the DOGZPANK reading during the Denver AWP in April? Have we done that? Have we?

Where:  Forest Room 5

When: Thursday, April 8, at 7:30 pm.

Who:  Aaron Burch,  Beth Thomas,  Tim Jones-Yelvington,  JA Tyler,  Erin Fitzgerald,  Molly Gaudry,  Kathy Fish,  Angi Becker Stevens,  Matt Salesses,  Pedro Ponce,  Dave Clapper,  Jac Jemc,  Lauren Becker, and Nicolle Elizabeth.

Seriously people, pencil it in, be there.

Cousins Reading Series: Providence, RI

Sunday March 7, Darcie Dennigan and WIlliam Walsh are launching the Cousins Reading Series in Providence. The first reading will feature Heather Christle, Claire Donato, Matt Hart, and Nate Pritts.

Cousins Reading Series is featured on Sundays (about once a month) at Abe’s Bar, which is located at 302 Wickenden Street in Providence, Rhode Island.

More information on future dates  here.

Free Reading Material

Stake your claim in the comments, one item per person, and e-mail your address to roxane at pankmagazine dot com. More to come.

The latest, truly gorgeous issue of The Lumberyard featuring lots of excellence including M. Bartley Seigel.

Mlkng Sckls by Justin Sirois

Night Sweat by Nathan Leslie

Opium 9.

Copper Nickel 10

Letters to Wendy’s by Joe Wenderoth

Chapbook Reading Period Open

We are again open for chapbook submissions.

PANK is seeking chapbook manuscripts in any genre, cross- or  mixed-. To know what excites us and what doesn’t, read PANK Magazine, then show us something we haven’t seen before.

Our first chapbook, Aaron Burch’s HOW TO TAKE YOURSELF APART, HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF ANEW is available now.

The winning manuscript will be published in July and the winning writer will receive $250, payable upon publication, and 25 copies of their chapbook.

In addition to an exactingly designed and produced artifact, PANK will work tirelessly to promote your work and the winning chapbook will be sold wherever PANK Magazine is sold. We anticipate a print run of 500 copies with a four-color cover, perfect bound with an ISBN. We will also create a promotional website for the winning chapbook.

The Gritty:

  • Manuscripts should be 36-60 pages in length, double-spaced. Please paginate, and include a Table of Contents (if necessary).
  • If your manuscript includes images, they will be rendered in black and white.
  • If individual works have been previously published, please clearly indicate at the beginning of your manuscript, when and where each piece has appeared for proper acknowledgment.
  • Multiple submissions are welcome but there is a separate reading fee for each submission.
  • The reading fee is $20 to help offset printing costs. This is a necessary evil. Paper is expensive. To pay the reading fee, go here and select Chapbook Entry Fee.
  • Make a note of your Transaction ID. You will need to submit a transaction ID with your chapbook entry.
  • E-mail, as an attachment, a .doc version of your chapbook to awesome@pankmagazine.com with the subject line PANK CHAPBOOK COMPETITION. Include your PayPal transaction ID in the body of the email along with a brief bio and your preferred contact information.
  • DEADLINE April 15, 2010.
  • Good luck! We’re looking forward to reading your manuscripts.
  • Questions? Drop an e-mail to awesome at pankmagazine.com.

I Heart Pilot Books

It’s a great day to be beguiled in Seattle. The sun is bright and warm. The mountains are snowcapped and crystal clear on the horizon. Such a beautiful day, in fact, I’m tempted to push a hipster off his single-speed just so I can hug and kiss away his pain. Which is to say, PANKsters (may I call you that?), that I am primed for love when I walk into Pilot Books, upstairs  at 219 Broadway in the Capital Hill neighborhood.

I’m in Pilot because of the great PANK4 Mailing Debacle of 2010. Like so many others, their order was returned for reasons better told over shots (alcohol always dresses up a dumb story, doesn’t it?). Regardless, as their envelope had landed back on my desk the day I was leaving for their fair city, I thought it a good idea to just hand deliver the damned thing, see what they were up to in the meantime.

And what they’re up to at Pilot Books is curating dozens of lovely obscurist titles from smallish and independent literary publishers far and near, from experimental poetry to the more recognizable prose-isms to ‘ziney little DIY ditties, all in the cutest damn shop about the size of a medicine cabinet. Chapbooks and letterpress oddities hang from the walls and beams, a table is laid out with new releases, there are two comfy wing backs in which to sit and read — book nerd heaven, my friends.

But get this. In a neighborhood where the affectation is piled so fucking thick you can’t cut through the American Apparel with a cleaver, Pilot Books manages to somehow be unaffected AND hip AND smart AND  nice. How’s that work?

Ruthie (Ruthy, Ruthee, Ruthi?) is the lone soul working this afternoon. Knowledgeable? Beautiful? Enthusiastic? Helpful? Check, one through four. And she gets big bonus points for having the best taste in harness boots I’ve ever seen on a woman working in a microscopic independent book store in the Pacific Northwest (we’re wearing the same exact boots, actually). She answers my stupid questions with a smile and lets me natter at her about titles I think they should carry (how obnoxious is that?). She accepts the copy of ARTIFICE I give her as a token of my adoration. She tells me all about the bookshop and where they come from and where they hope to go. I give her the PANK copies they had ordered. I buy two titles — translations of Jorge Volpi’s SEASON OF ASH from Open Letter and Javier Marias’ VOYAGE ALONG THE HORIZON from Believer — for the aeroplane voyage home…

And it’s over. I’m back on the street with the feeling that I’ve just been aboard a ghost ship, that when I tell this story to someone later they will inform me that, no, it can’t be, Pilot burned down years ago at the hands of a red-haired girl.

It was that good, PANKsters. Next time you’re in Seattle, seek them out.